I love you a googleplex
You came up with ‘I love you a googleplex’ to outdo my ‘I love you infinity cookies’. My mum used to say that to me.
I don’t know how to not be your mum.
I vowed to never look at your Twitter feed again. The pain of seeing my words taken out of context and then used as ammunition is too much.
Have you been Cancelled by your child? You need this book.
Literally drop everything and order it.
‘My Mum can help you with your project!!’

You said I was ‘the most inspiring woman you know’.
It wasn’t that long ago that you were interviewed for a blog and asked who the most inspirational woman in your life was. You answered, ‘My Mum.’
Pray for you?
Pray For Me is a song released by my daughter and is a message to me.
G*zling is the Goblin
Gozling is my daughter’s online artist identity. She refers to me a goblin that she defeats.
Snowflake
Today, someone referred to you as a Snowflake. I didn’t understand and had to come home and google it.
You & Me
I’m a stan. One of the stans who fans you on twitter.
The Purge
Your things are on their way to you. They no longer bring us joy.
Processing
I rearranged the kitchen last week. I rescued the old Braun Combimax 650 food processor from the back of the bottom corner cupboard.
A wave
The wave hits me and I’m knocked over by the force of the sadness. Sometimes I miss you so much that it physically hurts.
Family Day
Family Day seems like an appropriate birthday for a blog about family estrangement.